The Republic of Republic of Communists is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michail Gorbachev with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 840 million Republic of Communistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Communistsian economy, worth 81.8 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,395 Soviet rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Communists's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Communists is ranked 14,898^th in the world and 39^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,420.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.